Monday, 5 September 2016
Things to worry about at midnight..
Should I be scared by the fact that I was listening to a radio programme about The Great Fire of London while writing blog post number 1666?
It wouldn’t normally bother me, perhaps, but in a week where I’ve been discombobulated by car problems and suffering a bout of insomnia, it seems to have built into something big in my mind and taken root in the part of my brain that deals with fear.
I always get paranoid when I haven’t slept, and I’m now convincing myself that it can’t be a mere coincidence that just as the radio man mentioned the date of the fire I hit a button on the computer that brought up the number 1666. Even typing that number now has brought me out in a cold sweat. (Although that might be the extreme amount of coffee I’ve drunk to counteract the effects of the weariness)
Is there a government conspiracy? Am I being targeting by a combination of the Radio 4 scheduling department and my own sub-conscience? You might say this can all be explained by a lack of sleep, but I’m going to wrap my head in tin foil and sleep with a rolling pin, just in case………..
If you never hear from me again, THEY’VE GOT ME!!; And they’ll come for you too!!!!
RC 5-9-16
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