Carnal amnesia

Philippa helped me forget my work worries by keeping me in bed all morning then taking me out for lunch. She didn’t know she was helping me forget something as I decided not to discuss it with her. The situation is laughable but she wouldn’t see it that way. She’d blow it up out of proportion and start to panic and in an instant she’d have me sacked and living on the streets by Christmas. So I chose to neglect to inform her and I would ask you to do the same. Please respect my decision to keep my wife completely in the dark about something that might have a massive negative impact on our lives and our futures.
(I think I’m slowly getting the hang of this marriage thing!)

RC 24-9-16