Calendars and Cats

Halfway through June? Seriously?

This may upset some of you, but I really have to get something off my chest. I’ve had cats before. They’re not unpleasant and as pets go they’re pretty low maintenance. But even as a fan of cats I have to say it’s got to the point where I want to kill everyone else who likes them. I genuinely believe the worst thing about the internet is the avalanche of pointless shitty cat videos/photos/witticisms. Every time I see someone post a picture of their ‘cute little kitty-witty’ I want to print off a copy of it, find out where they live, shove it up their arse and set fire to it.
I’ve started ‘unfriending’ anyone who puts anything on facebook that contains a quote about, or picture of, a cat and I now have 4 friends left.
Everyone on Earth must be passionate about something, but they don’t all plaster photographic evidence of it everywhere. People aren’t smothering the electronic world with pictures of wool or Bovril. It only seems to happen with cat-lovers. And the saturation of sentiment is starting to turn me against them.
Enough, already.

RC 16-6-16