Wednesday, 30 March 2016

Comedy gold


I’d made this joke up before I even got out of bed this morning:

ME: Knock, knock
PHILIPPA: Who’s there?
ME: Wi-Fi
PHILIPPA: Wi-Fi who?
ME: Wife, I need a cup of tea, so get your arse out of bed and get the kettle on.

Philippa didn’t find it funny.

RC 30-3-16

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