post-Valentine's Day Assacre

My flatulence today has been equal to that of a dysentery-ravaged mammoth. If fart gas was weighty I’d have lost ten stone. And the smell…..
What is it they put in Indian food that makes your arse smell EXACTLY THE SAME the next day as the food did when it arrived at your door? Maybe it’s a trick to make you feel hungry again and get you to go back for more of the same.  It hasn’t worked on me today. My intestinal tract is so sore I’d be happy to keep away from curries until Christmas. So all I’ve eaten today is one piece of toast and a salad. 

RC 16-2-16