Wednesday, 6 January 2016

I Blame The Parents


This is my favourite story about the recent Xmas period:

A woman was in our supermarket on January 3rd looking for toys for her daughter because “Poor little Trixibelle had a really disappointing Christmas.”
“Oh dear, what happened?” asked one of our staff.
“She wanted a telescope, so I went to the Science Museum website and bought one for £1400. When she unwrapped it she said ‘This isn’t what I wanted. I want the HUBBLE telescope.’ I tried to explain it was in space and impossible to buy as a present but she lost it and didn’t speak to me for two days. Now I’m trying to make it up to her.”
Spoilt little shit. 

RC 6-1-16

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