This weeks Idiot Award goes to..

I had to deal with the most bizarre complaint form I’ve ever seen in my life today. I wish I could have copied it, and scanned it, and put it online for you to look at, but apparently I’m not allowed to for some silly reason or other.
The basic gist was that a van driver called into the garage recently, and was a bit peckish. He helped himself to a Mars bar and a Scotch egg from the fridge. Somehow (and I know not how) he had survived thirty-odd years of life without ever encountering a Scotch egg before, or having the slightest idea what one was. Hence the nature of his complaint: “I’m a frequent whiskey drinker and I can say for definite when the flavour is present and when it isn’t. There was obviously NO Scotch in this product anywhere. Feel assured I will be contacting Trading Standings over this issue very shortly.”
I wanted to wait until he comes in again and then ridicule him mercilessly in front of other customers but apparently I’m not allowed to for some silly reason or other, so I sent him a £5 voucher and a letter of explanation. 

Bit of a shitty thing to waste my 1500th blog on, but there you go. Done now.

RC 20-11-15