Philippa got excited during sex last night and accidentally head-butted me in the face. My nose didn’t bleed but it hurt like hell and it made my eyes water. I covered my face in ice to stop the pain and I think I ended up with frostbite.
It still felt wrong today so I phoned Sophie for a bit of advice. She lectured me on spousal respect and told me to call a helpline if it isn’t a one-off.
Hannah called later for a chat and said I sounded like I have a blocked nose. I told her about what had happened and she said “Damn, bro, maybe you should calm things down a bit in the bedroom?”
So now one of my sisters thinks I’m a victim of domestic abuse and the other one thinks I’m a sexual deviant.
RC 15-4-15
No comments:
Post a Comment