I don’t think I’ll be going back to sleep for a while. I’ve just had a dream in which I was kidnapped while travelling on a tram. I had a bag put over my head and I was dragged along a cobbled road by my feet, with my face banging against the floor and my knees twisted painfully. Then I was tied to a chair naked and had about 300 slugs tipped over my body. Then someone said “Now you’re in trouble…. The Kingpin is here” and they took the bag off my head, and Oprah Winfrey was sitting on a sofa in front of me, smoking a cigar. I was shaking with cold and someone said “This will only get worse if you don’t tell the truth” and then the room started filling up with milk. Oprah put on some scuba gear, and just as the milk went over my head I woke up…
RC 19-9-14
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