Thursday, 26 June 2014

The answer was staring me in the shoulder all along


I went to the ‘Ink Incorporated’ tattoo salon in Norwich today, to ask about their Special Offer Removal Service. I had a nice chat with a cute receptionist called Tessa, who then introduced me to ‘Buzz’ the tattooist.
Buzz may be a worrying name for someone who attacks your skin with a needle, but he had a fantastic idea… “Removal is quite a lengthy process and leaves some scarring, so why don’t you let me adapt the one you have to make the spelling correct?”
WHY HAVEN’T I THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE?????????
He can use the A at the end to form the loop of the second P, he can add a new A on the end, and he’s going to use the renegade unwanted L in the middle to form the stem of a beautiful rose.
I could have kissed him. Even after quoting me £200 for the work, I could have kissed him. And maybe I will, after he does it for me next Friday.
I’m not going to tell Philippa - I’ll unveil it for her as a surprise that evening, so please keep this between us….

RC 26-6-14

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