Easter 3

Our top-selling products in the supermarket so far this weekend:
BBQ stuff
Gardening stuff
Alcohol

My three most annoying customer encounters so far this weekend:
The woman who stopped me in the dairy aisle to ask if she could get her feet measured.
The drunk man yesterday lunchtime who asked why we weren't showing the football.
The woman who told me (while shopping on Easter Sunday) "Jesus would be mortified if he saw your price of your salmon"

Three things I'm most looking forward to when I finish work this evening:
Having a shower with Philippa
Sitting in the garden with a glass of wine
Sleep

RC 21-4-14