Tuesday, 21 January 2014

Post-birthday haiku


Weekend at a spa
I’m now feeling very tired
But a bit fitter

I’ve just turned thirty
How the Hell did this happen?
I still feel eighteen

My best birthday gift?
Philippa in a swimsuit
And a nice warm pool

Champagne and Guinness
They call it a ‘Black Velvet’
It tastes like Black Sick

A sauna is hot
It helps cure a hangover
By making you sweat

RC 21-1-14

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