Friday, 15 November 2013

Drunken Friday haiku


We leave this house soon
I have enjoyed staying here 
But not cleaning it

“Wind in the Willows”
Sounds like someone farting
Amongst cricket bats

Winter upon us
Time to go somewhere warmer
Like Tunisia

Bottle of red wine
Should never be drunk alone
Or spilt on carpets

A doner kebab:
God’s antidote to lager
That tastes of scrotum

RC 15-11-13

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