Friday, 25 October 2013

October haiku


Hallowe’en coming
Time to buy lots of hard sweets
To throw at children

October is here
The best thing about this month?
Must be pumpkin soup

Hallowe’en at work:
We’re yet again cashing in
On kids and parents

New work directive:
“All staff must wear fancy dress”
I’m going as me

If I was a witch
I’d turn MPs into rats
Then kick them to death

RC 25-10-13

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