God, I love my sister. After listening patiently to my moanings last night Sophie came over to see me today. She brought with her a friend of hers from work who is training to be a physiotherapist. Her name’s Maria and she has to treat a certain number of people as case studies before she can qualify, so she couldn’t wait to get her hands on me! She’s from Madrid originally, but has been in the UK for five years now. So after playing around with my shoulder a bit she said, in an incredibly sexy Spanish voice, “The muscle atop your shoulder has locked in one position to prevent further damage. All it needs is rest and gentle manipulation. We will ice it, then heat it, then massage it, and I think it will soon be looser.”
She then put me through tear-inducing agony for 20 minutes but IT ALREADY FEELS BETTER!!
Whisper this quietly if you’re standing near my boss, but I think I might be right as rain by the weekend!
RC 21-5-13
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