Drunken thunking

I had the girls ganging up on me tonight. Hannah and Philippa were hassling me about last week and saying it was all my fault and eventually Hannah said ‘Man, have you ever apologised to a woman?’
I do remember one case. At college. There was this unstable tattooed goth girl who dyed her hair purple and I said she looked like the slutty daughter of Alice Cooper or something and she took offence. So a bit later I apologised to her, and meant it. Mind you, she did have me pinned against the wall at the time and was threatening to scar me for life with nail clippers, but I still think it counts..

RC 9-3-12