Obesity in Norfolk - A Study

The number of fat women coming in the shop today was frightening. One particular woman defied belief. I honestly don’t know how she managed to get out of bed. They must have brought her to the store in a horse and cart. She must have been 24 stone at least. We had to employ a one-way system in the aisles because there wasn’t room for anyone to get past her.
I walked behind her for a while thinking “How do you get to be so big?”
Then I looked in her trolley.
There were two loaves of bread and four pints of milk, and everything else was chocolate and biscuits.
You don’t have to be Poirot to work that one out, do you?

RC 30-1-12