List written after an evening of cider..

Some totally untrue facts about buildings:

The Taj Mahal is made of toothpicks.
Every public toilet in Western Australia is the property of Queen Elizabeth.
The interior shots in the series ‘Holby City’ are filmed in David Jason’s bathroom.
There’s a tunnel under Buckingham Palace that leads directly to Hell.
Bob Dylan Tower is the tallest building in Bedfordshire.
By law, every third door in a hospital has to open outwards.
Christopher Wren had a morbid fear of windows.
The cellar below Norwich Cathedral is ten times bigger than the building itself.
If you fart in the office of the White House Press Secretary an alarm goes off on the President’s desk.

RC 26-11-11