Another night to dread..

Philippa wants me to go trick-or-treating with her and her nieces. I’m about as enthusiastic about doing it as I am about getting piles again. I DO NOT like Halloween. For me, it’s just an excuse for companies to churn out yet more branded shit that kids can pester their parents for. It also normally results in our house getting egged, or fire-bombed, or painted with obscene graffiti.
Philippa says it will be fun because we can dress up as well. I’ve told her I’ll only do it if she dresses up as a randy nurse, and I get to dress as a samurai.

RC 26-10-11