Girls stuff

My girlfriends full name
‘Philippa Amy Southland’
Sounds like a theme park

I read that haiku to Philippa this morning. She said that she didn't laugh at jokes about her name when she was 11, she's certainly not going to laugh at them now. Ouch!
I cheered her up by saying “I would happily have your full name tattooed on my body, but the tattooist would probably spell Amy with an 'I' and Southland with a 'W'.”

Hannah is in one of those tearful/angry/female/menstrual moods again. She’s stomping around the house and snapping my head off because I’m not breathing properly or something. I think I'm approaching the point at which "you're my sister and I love you, and I will be supportive and sympathetic" becomes "If this goes on much longer I will kill you"

RC 7-9-11