New day, old story..

I got up full of excitement today, looking forward to be driving myself to work for the first time ever. I got ready in record time, eager to get out on the road and ready to laugh at the poor saps queuing up to get public transport. I picked up my keys, strolled proudly out to my little green love machine, and with excitedly shaking fingers I pushed the key into the ignition….. and the pissing thing wouldn’t start.
I’ve spent most of today angry and upset, but rather than pour it all out in a stream of emotion, I shall sum it all up with this haiku:

Why do I bother?
Whenever I buy new things
they kick my teeth in

RC 6-8-11