just a couple of things..

Everyone is jealous of the LoveMachine. Every time I park it somewhere, someone comes over to have a good look and ask questions, and all the time I’m driving people are pointing and talking as I pass. Which is a bit embarrassing really, as I’m still getting used to driving it, and frequently stall at junctions.
Apparently they’re highly saught-after. (or is it spelt ‘sought’?? either way..)
I’ve been called a ‘jammy bastard’ for spotting one on the side of the road before it was even advertised. I just smiled and said “It was meant to be.”

An elderly guy on my team at work has a brilliant claim to fame - he was once a contestant on BULLSEYE!! I am very, very impressed. I asked if he won a holiday or a speedboat and he said ‘No, we were shit. Went out in the first round. My mate couldn’t throw for toffee on the night and I was so nervous I answered every question with ‘Cher’”
Legend.

RC 19-8-11