Somethin' stupid (a list)

I was thinking about this while cycling yesterday:
“What’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever done?”
Here are some of the answers I came up with…

..moving back to my mothers after leaving university.
..licking the top of a brand new 9V battery.
..testing how hot an in-car cigarette lighter was by holding it on the back of my hand.
..taking six months to realise how strongly I felt about Philippa.
..cycling blindfold after drinking crème de menthe.
..paying to watch ‘Pearl Harbor.’
..trying to shave with nail clippers.
..using a plastic sledge as a bobsleigh and going down a flight of stairs at uni (my room-mate broke his ankle on the way down)
and I’m sorry but I have to include this one:
..getting a tattoo done by a man who can’t spell.

RC 24-7-11