Thursday, 7 July 2011

25 x 6


You know I like to set myself little writing challenges? Well, every sentence in this blog entry (even including this one) contains exactly 25 words:

I’m looking forward to camping now. We go tomorrow. I start working weekends soon, so it’s good to spend the time together while we can.

I still haven’t completed the Rubik’s cube yet. I’m starting to think it might be easier to learn Latin, or train for the London marathon.

The governments drug advisor wants ‘a blanket ban on all recreational drugs.’
I’m not sure how banning blankets is going to stop people getting high..

I once invited someone I didn’t like round to my house for a meal. Instead of water, I cooked his potatoes in my own piss.

That reminds me of Jared, who once told me “I like to use my arse like a toaster, then make people sandwiches with the bread.”
 

RC 7-7-11

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