TEN ASSORTED HAIKU

Wet weather in June
and Winter will be here soon.
What a shitty year.

My name is Rory
and my surname is Chesworth.
That’s lazy haiku.

Don’t get a tattoo.
They will ask you what you want
and then spell it wrong

Dark clouds in the sky.
When you see God ask him why.
And then kick his arse.

Supermarket life
has turned out to be okay.
So far, so good, eh?

“Christmas Carol”’s good
But my fave Yuletide read is
“The Box of Delights”

When I am a dad
I shall treat my children well
and hide them from school

Norfolk June is wet.
Wetter than the bloody sea,
or a fishes piss

Cameron and Clegg
Make me laugh even more than
Laurel and Hardy

Wimbledon fortnight:
A chance to watch great tennis…
…and sexy women.

RC 25-6-11