The wisdom of the owd folk

Mrs Custard (yes, really..) the lady from no. 12 round the corner, says she knows who kicked Gerald. She claims it was Toby, the 12-year-old boy with the curly hair who lives next door to her. I asked her if she was definite, if she’d seen it happen.
“I didn’t see it, but I know it was him” she said.
“How do you know?” I said.
“Because he’s a little shit”

RC 15-5-11