Thursday, 10 February 2011

Mending


I’ve been feeling a bit better today, thank you for asking.
I’ve lost enough snot in the last three days to fill a bathtub. Where does it all come from? The colours have been amazing, too. Dulux should do a special ‘Human Illness’ colour scheme. Shades could include such things as:
“Coughy phlegm brown”
“thick snot yellow” and
“non-specific discharge”
It might not sound attractive to have your home decorated in the style of an unpleasant medical condition, but at least it wouldn’t matter if you sneezed on the curtains..


RC 10-2-11

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