Dream on (again)
I had another one of my bizarre dreams last night.
I was doing a bungee jump in the Arctic. I was naked, standing on a platform about a thousand feet above the clouds. I was worried that I couldn’t see the ground but the supervisor guy kept saying “don’t worry about that. You won’t go down that far.” Jo Brand was waiting in the queue behind me. She was wearing a bikini and she said “If you do it like a brave boy this will be your reward.” and she slapped her own arse.
As I leapt off the platform I heard the supervisor guy say “Shit, we forgot to inflate the bouncy castle” and all I could think was “.. I don’t even like Jo Brand..”
If Dr Freud is reading this, I’d love to hear from you.RC 30-9-10
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