Thursday, 10 June 2010

One of those dreams..


I woke up at 4am this morning with another new entry for Rory’s Book Of Bizarre And Worrying Dreams:
Eva Green, the girl from the Daniel Craig Bond film, was chasing me through a town centre on a moped. I was running really fast, but someone had tied my wrists together with a silk scarf so it was hard to keep my balance and I kept falling over on the pavement. No-one wanted to help me, they just looked at me with pity and slowly shook their heads. Eventually we ended up near a big fountain in a town square. It was just me and her, and the square had been completely fenced in with fifty-feet high barbed wire. I’m not sure why, but I’m pretty sure we were in Hull. After circling me a few times on her 50CC Honda, she kicked me over onto my back and ended up sitting on my stomach and slapping me repeatedly in the face while shouting “Tell me where it is…. Tell me where it is…. Tell me where it is…”

I haven’t had sex in a loooooooong time.

RC 10-6-10

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