Am I The Wallpaper Prince Of North Norfolk?

I’m working six full days this week. Tom is off on paternity leave, bonding with and brainwashing the latest member of The Scott Wallpaper Empire, so Philippa asked if I could go in for ‘extra duties.’ That almost sounds like a scenario from a cheap porn film, except it turns out my ‘extra duties’ involve processing orders on the computer and organising delivery times with customers.
There is a rumour that Judith doesn’t want to return to work again, even when the latest edition has stopped breastfeeding, so that may open the door to full-time permanency for me. Trouble is, there are a long line of other Scott children who may be waiting for a chance to join the family business. Maybe I should get to know them better and find out which (if any) of them plan to be The Heir Apparent. Then, if necessary, I can plot to get them out of the picture.
My God, this blog is turning into an Agatha Christie novel.

RC 21-6-10