On screen soon?

I think I might start my own TV production company. As far as I can see, you only need a few vital ingredients if you want to get a programme on telly on a Saturday night:
1. Three people sitting behind a table to be ‘judges’, one of whom must be pretty, cheap, desperate and untalented.
2. Someone with a regional UK accent to be the ‘host’
3. Members of the public willing to be humiliated.
And then you need two sound effects:
1. Lots of people going ‘Hurray!! Yay!! Yeah!! Wooo!!”
2. Lots of people going “Booooooooooo!”
And that’s it.

Primetime here I come.....

RC 16-5-10