Growth

I’ve decided to grow a beard. I’ve never had one and I think now is the time. If you can’t experiment with facial hair when you’re single and in your twenties when can you? Plus I spend so much money on razors, foam, cream and lotion, it’s ridiculous, and I still end up bleeding and sore, so it’s about time my wallet and face had a break. I’m scouring the internet for interesting beard designs so I can give myself something to aim for. All I can find so far are pictures of Noel Edmonds, Tom Jones and Fidel Castro, none of whom I want to resemble. On my surfings though, I’ve noticed a few things of hirsute interest so I’ve decided to share them with you:

Rory’s Golden Rules About Beards:

1. No-one looks good in a goatee. No-one.
2. Moustache as part of a combo = good. Moustache on its own = bad.
3. Looking at a man with more than one weeks growth will automatically make your chin start to itch. Even if you’re a woman.
4. People who drink real ale do not believe in keeping beards tidy
5. Bits of your breakfast clinging to your beard is never, never attractive.
   

RC 6-4-10