Nice timing..

Hannah and Nathan have parted. I found her in tears in the kitchen last night, and thought he may have (forgive me) seen sense and dumped her, but it turns out it was her decision, not his.
“What made you end it,” I asked, “you seemed to get on so well?”
“We did” she replied tearfully, “I think he may be the first man I’ve ever really loved.”
“Then what on Earth went wrong?” I asked.
“He wants to stay pure until he’s married. And I’m absolutely dying for a shag.”
Words fail me.

RC 23-12-09