Rory 3:16

I confronted Nathan about The Bible placement on my pillow. Actually, I confronted Hannah about it once Nathan was safely out of the building and out of earshot, but it’s pretty much the same thing. After all, they spend so much time together at the moment it’s like they’re one entity. It turns out it wasn’t intended for me at all - he gave it to her on Sunday, saying “No pressure, H, I’d just like you to have a look at it.” She looked at it once, then threw it in my room to get rid of it. If he’s looking for a sure-fire way to end their relationship, forcing The Good Book on her is a winner. Still – at least I know he hasn’t got me in his Jesus-shaped crossfires just yet.
Part of me thinks that it’s a shame he’s a real religio, as otherwise he’s a perfectly nice person and good company. But there’s another side that tells me ‘maybe he wouldn’t be so nice if he didn’t have God in his life.’ It’s very confusing, and it’s exactly why I try to avoid religion altogether.

By now, I’ve probably shown up as ‘DISBELIEVER’ on some far-right Christian search site in America. They’re probably plotting to fly to Norfolk and kidnap me, and take me to some church-shaped brainwashing facility in Texas, so I’m going to stop writing about it now and return to searching for porn.

RC 28-11-09