PM (2nd of 3)

When I’m Prime Minister, these are the laws I will instantly pass..

Anyone trying to buy a BMW is automatically electrocuted.
Anyone who says climate change is a fallacy should be punched in the face until they change their mind.
Fat women should be banned from wearing tight trousers.
Anyone who is ‘surgically enhanced’ should be force-fed chip fat and made to sleep in an ice bath.
I should be allowed to eat whatever I like without having to worry about weight gain.