Is it Christmas yet?

Summer continues to fly by in a weekly torrent of boredom. For any experts on english who are reading this - I'm well aware that my opening line was a load of nonsense, but it's been raining, so I don't care.

The only smile I can raise in my soul is by remembering that I passed my driving test, so I'm cheering myself up by looking at cars online. The thought of going out by myself, in my own car, fills me with dread to be honest, so I think the sooner I do it the better it'll be. So far I've looked at an Aston Martin Vantage, a Daimler sovereign and a Rolls Royce Corniche. So many cars, so little money. I've left my address for details to be sent on each of them. Another beauty of internet window shopping, my friends - they never see me, they never know I'm broke.

To finish, here's a few things that are really narking me off today (I'm in one of my occassional down periods so this may help to lift my mood)

I can't eat what I like any more, unless I'm prepared to be a fat, breathless behemoth again, which I'm not, so I can't.
None of my clothes fit because I've lost lots of weight.
Jamie Oliver is still working.
When I was fat and sweaty, and travelling by bus, it was hot. Since I bought a bike and passed my driving test, it's been dull and cool and raining.

RC 27-7-09