What was I thinking?

As I’m sure you know, I like to experiment with my food and drink.. I have yet to discover a recipe that couldn’t be improved by the addition of one or more exotic ingredients, and if the saying “Everything Is Better With Cheese On” hasn’t yet been credited to me, it damn well should be.
This afternoon, I tried an oft thought of but previously un-attempted delight. LUCOZADE WITH ICE-CREAM IN IT.
Anyone who has ever been a child will have experienced the joys of a Coke Float – a standard glass of any brand cola with a sizable helping of ice cream piled in. The froth that rises is a food stuff in itself, and about as close to nectar as mortal man can taste.
Add full fat milk and chocolate sprinkles on top, and it’s a sweet little cocktail called an Artery Blocker.
I really fancied one today, but the only drink I had in the fridge was some Lucozade. So I thought – sod it, why not???
It’s hard to describe the experience really.
You now those soluble Vitamin C tablets? The orange ones? Imagine dropping 10 of those in a pint of Cream Soda and you’re somewhere close to the painful truth.. The only thing I’ve tasted worse is Fat Mandy’s minge after a work-out. That’s a lesson learnt, by the way – don’t go down on a girl after a gym class. That’s a mistake I won’t make twice; and ditto with the Lucozade Float.
Still - nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say.

RC 18-10-08
1720 BST