Things I Like And Hate (today)

I like bright, cool, sunny autumn mornings.
I like cheap Vermouth in a tumbler after breakfast.
I like the sound of an axe being slammed into a tree trunk.
I like the feeling of not feeling, and not caring.
I like a toasted sandwich stuffed with so much out-of-date cheese that it oozes out of the crusts and burns your wrist.

I hate my mother; because she ruined us, and I still love her.
I hate my neighbour’s children playing PS3 loudly at daybreak.
I hate Jamie Oliver.
I hate celebrity children being named after fruit, or yoghurt brands.
I hate poorly written haiku.

I like online chess tournaments.
I like Facebook, and the stupidity of the people who use it.
I like Tesco, even though they are, apparently, the death knell for village shops, and local life.
I like cheese.

I hate anyone who works for the JobCentre.
I hate anyone who ever stands in front of me in a queue.
I hate cars.
I hate being fat.

I like Heather Locklear, when she starred in ‘The Fall Guy’ in hotpants.
I like Britney Spears, especially now she’s damaged.
I like samphire, dripping in butter.

I hate Jamie Oliver, more and more and more..
I hate train conductors.
I hate people who write lists, instead of taking time to write their blog entries properly.

I like port and stilton (the two should never be apart)
I like Rentaghost

I hate tuna and sweetcorn (the two should never be together)
I hate Mastermind

I like you

I hate me

RC 10-10-08
1753 BST