The police called unexpectedly yesterday.. Mum punched a bus driver while drunk and disorderly, and gave our home address as her ‘fixed abode.’ Stupid bitch. I was tempted to say “I’ve never heard of her,” but instead regaled them with the full story in the hope they’d put it in the file and never call us again, or possibly condemn her to death.
She was as pissed as a ferret, and it was 8.15 in the morning. Apparently she dropped frozen peas on the floor, asked where the toilet was, and then attacked the driver when he asked her to leave. Stupid bitch. I guess no matter how far away she moves, she’s always going to have an impact on our lives.
Our neighbour has passed comment about the state of the garden. Something about lowering the value of the area.. Bearing in mind we’re surrounded by immigrants, whores and drug dealers I’m not sure how much lower it can go, but I took his point on board. I’m still waiting for Social Services to get back to me on the grant for a mower, so for now the jungle will remain as it is.
Elsewhere, the JobCentre website has vacancies for the following positions:
Tusk polisher for the Mammoth Display at the Stone Age Village (experience essential)
Childcare assistant on Friday afternoons only (enhanced disclosure essential)
Gravel grader at the builders supply merchants on Warner Street..
I guess my unemployment may go on a little longer.
RC 2-10-08
0851 BST
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