And So it Begins...

Hello

I had a strange dream last night.
Two lesbian ski-jumpers tied me in a phone box and forced me to watch them pole dance.
Talk about erotic.
It highlighted yet again the disparity between my fantasies and my sexual reality. I am, as they say, ‘experiencing problems’ with my current girlfriend.
The main problem being I’ve never met her.
Internet dating is all very well, but when your ‘perfect match’ is a full-time genetic researcher in Miami, problems can arise.
I should have stayed with Stephanie, really. She was older than me and blessed only with ordinary looks, but she had the advantage of being within touching distance.
The down side with Stephanie was she’d only ever talk about things she had done between the ages of 17 and 20, and when someone is that firmly rooted in their past, it’s difficult to have a relationship with them in the present, and impossible to make any plans for the future.
And Gerald didn’t like her, either.
So my romantic hopes remain with Melissa Rhyke (27) of Florida, USA, of whom more in later blogs.

How do I feel on my first full day as a blogger? I don’t know yet – part of me feels that, for the first time in my life, I am actually part of something, and something that could be universally revolutionary. But most of me thinks that ‘something’ could turn out to be an inconsequential nothing.
Time will tell, I guess.

Thanks for coming back

RC 11-3-08
1815 GMT