Some lists for late September

THE 3 BEST THINGS TO LICK OFF A NAKED FEMALE BODY:

Squirty cream
Cold custard
An entire melted bar of Jumbo Fruit and Nut (she was a big girl)

4 WORDS I’VE MADE UP THAT SOUND LIKE THEY MIGHT BE KINKY:

Pungwobbling
Whimquitter
Sutravising
Chennelling

5 OLYMPIC EVENTS THAT NORFOLK WOULD WIN GOLD AT:

Serving people really slowly
Driving really slowly
Voting Conservative
Taking three hours to relate an incident that only took three minutes in the first place.
Leaning on things

6 WORDS I LIKE THAT ALL RHYME, AND EACH OF WHICH HAS ONE LETTER MORE THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE:

Dawn
Shorn
Reborn
Forlorn
Bullhorn
Sweetcorn
　
RC 26-9-11